{1}{75}movie info: XVID 638x360 24.994fps 126.2 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {766}{871}You are doomed Doctor.|Doomed! {877}{964}You are piloting your TARDIS|into a deadly trap... {964}{1084}...and even you will not|suspect until it's far too late. {1158}{1253}/You know, if you're going to spy on me,|/you really should turn the speaker off. {1318}{1406}My dear Doctor, after our|many centuries of conflict {1417}{1593}naturally I wished you to know|that your certain death is now... certain! {1681}{1769}But even you will never suspect|that your destruction {1769}{1848}awaits you on Planet Zaston IV. {1883}{1962}/You only turned the picture off|/I'm afraid, I can still hear you. {1974}{2086}I know that. Of course I know that.|Curse you! {2090}{2119}/I wanted to talk to you anyway. {2119}{2204}/I have some news that even|/my arch enemy needs to hear. {2204}{2306}/Meet me on the Planet Terserus|/in two hours, relative time. {2306}{2354}/And do try not to be late. {2368}{2504}Mock me while you may, Doctor.|My revenge will be all the sweeter. {2516}{2600}And it will be a deadly vengeance. {2614}{2768}It will be the deadly|vengeance of deadly revenge! {3335}{3371}Where are we, Doctor? {3390}{3490}The Planet Terserus, once|home to the Terserons, {3500}{3585}the most kindly and peace-loving|race I've ever encountered. {3585}{3680}And yet the most shunned|and abhorred species in all history. {3680}{3709}Why? {3709}{3826}They could communicate only by precisely|modulated gastric emission. {3826}{3901}Oh no. Planet of the bottom-burps? {3925}{3966}So what happened to them? {3966}{4013}They discovered fire. {4241}{4310}No doubt because no one has|set foot on this planet {4310}{4414}for a hundred years, you thought|you had escaped my traps of death. {4425}{4516}But you forget Doctor,|I too have a TARDIS. {4525}{4599}When you told me to|meet you at Castle Terserus, {4599}{4763}I simply travelled back in time a hundred years|and I bribed the architect. {4763}{4860}Say hello to the spikes of doom! {5026}{5120}Say hello to the sofa|of reasonable comfort. {5133}{5208}Naturally I anticipated|your journey back in time, {5208}{5327}and so I travelled slightly further back|and bribed the architect first. {5327}{5371}Or so you think! {5381}{5464}Naturally I anticipated|your travelling back in time, {5464}{5553}so I travelled back in time|to an even further point. {5568}{5666}And I bribed the architect first. {5817}{5894}Well, naturally I anticipated your journey|back to an even earlier point... {5894}{5927}Doctor, will you stop showing off. {5927}{6000}If you've got something|to tell the Master, just tell him. {6011}{6046}Very well. {6054}{6134}I recently calculated that|I have saved every planet {6134}{6226}in the known universe|a minimum of 27 times. {6240}{6370}But you know, I have grown weary|of all the evil in the cosmos. {6375}{6541}All the cruelty, all the suffering,|all those endless gravel quarries. {6541}{6709}And so I have decided to retire,|settle down and get married. {6723}{6773}- What?|- Yes. {6773}{6890}Without even knowing I was looking,|I have found a woman to love, {6900}{7011}a woman more fascinating|than all my travels through time and space, {7011}{7139}a girl more exciting|than an escape up a ventilation shaft, {7143}{7255}a lover more thrilling|than an army of cybernetic slugs. {7328}{7467}Sadly Doctor, I can not wish you|a long and happy marriage {7476}{7565}because the moment I am done|with this nauseating conversation {7565}{7637}I shall travel back|in time once more {7637}{7721}and buy the architect|an expensive dinner {7721}{7808}and suggest he puts a lever|just here... {7813}{7886}...and a trapdoor leading to the vast {7886}{8004}and disgusting sewers|of Terserus, exactly there! {8030}{8190}Prepare for 500 miles|of fear and faeces. {8201}{8350}Goodbye, forever,|Mr and Mrs Doctor! {8485}{8530}Since you appear|to have fallen down a sewer, {8530}{8585}you won't be able to have|dinner with the architect, {8585}{8633}although in fact he's already eaten, {8633}{8662}because I had dinner with him {8662}{8742}and suggested he place|a trapdoor right here. {8768}{8800}Careful, my dear. {8864}{8926}Not so fast! {8926}{9005}How can he be here?|He just fell in the sewers. {9006}{9052}And why's he so much older? {9052}{9191}Because it's taken me 312 years|to climb out of those sewers. {9191}{9295}And naturally you found your TARDIS|and travelled back in time to the present day, {9295}{9377}no doubt to wreak|one of your terrible revenge things. {9397}{9536}Yes, but this time|I did not come alone! {9833}{9929}After three centuries|of having gone through those sewers, {9929}{9990}only the Daleks would accompany me, {10011}{10073}because only the Daleks|don't have noses. {10073}{10153}/So Doctor, we meet again. {10153}{10223}Yes. How are things? {10223}{10335}Observe Doctor, I am no longer|merely a Time Lord. {10335}{10493}My body has been augmented|by superior Dalek technology. {10542}{10584}So what can you do with that then? {10584}{10620}What? {10637}{10678}You don't know, do you? {10698}{10786}/Exterminate! Exterminate!|/Exterminate! {10786}{10814}Stop! No! {10828}{10905}After 312 years of climbing through {10905}{10999}the biggest and most disgusting|sewers in the cosmos, {11004}{11122}after three centuries of wading|through those vast steamy lakes, {11122}{11210}climbing those huge squelchy mountains, {11221}{11309}after a lifetime|of only dung slugs for food {11325}{11427}and the occasional company|on those long, lonely nights... {11475}{11591}After all that I'm going|to kill the Doctor myself, {11598}{11659}with my own bare hands! {11726}{11786}Die Doctor, die! {11937}{12012}Don't worry,|I believe he know's the way out. {12161}{12302}624 years in a sodding sewer! {12302}{12336}This way! {12359}{12529}- This way!|/- Exterminate! Exterminate! {12675}{12744}After them you fools! Get them! {12966}{13077}936 years in a sewer... {13133}{13222}Wait for me! Wait for me! {13437}{13518}- These corridors all look the same!|- We should be safe in here. {13556}{13659}/Exterminate! Exterminate! {13679}{13789}So given that exterminating you|would be the most sensible thing to do, {13789}{13865}why do they always change|their minds at the last moment? {13881}{13913}I'll explain later. {13924}{13960}/Behold! {13972}{14084}Once again I have been augmented|by superior Dalek technology, {14084}{14149}rejuvenating my physical form {14149}{14239}and granting me more power|over the cosmos. {14239}{14297}And, I notice, breasts. {14316}{14416}They're not breasts, OK?|They're Dalek bumps. {14421}{14493}They can detect ion charged emissions, {14499}{14648}and operate as atheric beam locators|at a distance of up to 20,000 light years. {14715}{14787}They're also extremely firm. {14787}{14825}Are you trying to say...? {14825}{14881}Oh, nothing. {14902}{14990}Why are the Daleks helping you?|What are you giving them in return? {14990}{15077}I have granted them secrets|of the Zectronic Energy Beam. {15077}{15154}Oh no, you fool!|With the Zectronic Energy Beam {15154}{15238}the Daleks will be able to conquer|the entire universe within minutes. {15238}{15292}With just a beam? How? {15292}{15325}I'll explain later. {15325}{15467}/Prepare to operate the Zectronic Beam|/in five Dalek minutes. {15467}{15502}I obey. {15548}{15578}You may conquer the universe, {15578}{15655}but you'll have to share it with the beard|and the bosoms over there. {15655}{15786}/The Master will be exterminated|/when he has served his purpose. {15858}{15959}If the Master knew that the Daleks|intend to kill him, he might help us. {15959}{16021}How are you going to tell him|without the Daleks hearing? {16021}{16094}They'll exterminate you on the spot|if you say anything. {16094}{16132}I think we've really had it this time. {16132}{16228}Don't cancel our wedding yet, my darling,|there's just one thing you've forgotten. {16228}{16249}What? {16249}{16334}Daleks don't have noses. {16332}{16373}Scraping the barrel|a bit there, aren't you? {16373}{16405}Think, my dear. {16405}{16511}Back on Terserus the Master and I|both bribed the castle architect. {16522}{16604}Not only do I speak perfect Terseran,|but so does he. {16613}{16628}You mean...? {16628}{16793}Yes, I can communicate with the Master|by carefully controlled breaking of wind. {16800}{16855}Could I be tied to a different chair? {16855}{16900}/Silence! {16917}{16984}Why do you have chairs|on a Dalek spaceship anyway? {16990}{17073}/We will explain later. {17272}{17305}Danger? {17540}{17681}You are facing certain doob...|Certain doob? {17681}{17726}Try not to clench! {17773}{17931}The Daleks... are planning...|to exterminate you... {17941}{18042}as soon as you twiddley heepy jeepy. {18060}{18099}Sorry, that was me. {18099}{18171}/Cease this communication! {18171}{18230}/You have betrayed the Daleks! {18230}{18322}/Exterminate! Exterminate! {18418}{18513}You fools! This|Zectronic Beam Controller {18513}{18629}will now not only explode,|it will implode. We're doomed. {18629}{18699}/Prepare the Zectronic Beam! {18699}{18817}It is beyond my ability.|Only the Doctor can do it. {18817}{18881}Help him, he's dying. {18909}{18948}Yes, my darling? {19101}{19200}He, er, he says "I love you". {19206}{19256}Oh, Doctor. {19329}{19373}You've killed him! {19391}{19530}I think not, my child.|This is only his ninth body. {19546}{19718}He has many, many more.|Behold, the miracle of the Time Lord! {19881}{19990}Oh, sorry about that! I thought I'd just slip|into something more comfortable. {20016}{20135}Result? Cute, sexy and|lick-the-mirror handsome. {20198}{20226}I remember you, don't I? {20226}{20281}And you stil...
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