{1}{1}23.976 {9}{78}Previously on single ladies...|I'm saying if you like it, {80}{100}then put a ring on it. {101}{181}If not, let's stop wasting|each other's time. {183}{244}You're in quite a few chapters in my book. {246}{324}You print any lies about|me and you'll be sorry. {326}{399}Even with all that hairspray, I|knew I was gonna propose to you. {401}{429}I'm having an affair. {448}{472}Oh, hell no. {474}{503}You doing the mayor? {505}{527}Is that his wife? {529}{558}That's her. {560}{590}You can't cook. {591}{626}I know how to cook. {627}{681}Which one of these hatsakes me|look cool enough to ask you {682}{704}on a date? {783}{842}I'm not stealing no jewelry,|no nothin' for nobody. {844}{909}I can get like 20, 30 gs for this, though. {911}{945}That watch was one of a kind. {946}{1005}You best believe I'm gonna|find out who stole it. {1006}{1101}I want to do something different. {1106}{1134}Sync by Hana.Bean|www.Itfriend.ORG|www.Addic7ed.com {1192}{1292}??? single ??? {1293}{1408}??? ladies ??? {1410}{1471}??? you can't get my love ??? {1473}{1535}??? I know you want it ??? {1537}{1597}??? you want it ??? {1599}{1670}??? single ??? {1672}{1703}where my single ladies at? {1721}{1816}www.NapiProjekt.pl - nowa jako?? napis?w.|Napisy zosta?y specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu. {1818}{1861}Ogl?daj legalnie, polecaj i zarabiaj ? Vodeon.pl {1865}{1900}??? don't need your sad face ??? {1902}{1938}??? sorry baby ??? {1940}{1988}??? but I made up my mind ??? {1990}{2048}??? I made up my mind ??? {2049}{2083}??? don't need a rerun ??? {2085}{2102}??? been there, done ??? {2104}{2177}So I don't usually gossip because|it's tacky, but I was at {2179}{2273}a bar in midtown last night and|I saw Val with a busted dude {2274}{2324}hiding way back in a dark corner. {2325}{2349}No way. {2351}{2384}She didn't tell us she had a date. {2386}{2469}Come to think of it, she has|been oddly quiet all morning. {2470}{2508}What are you guys talking about? {2510}{2525}You. {2526}{2581}Heard you were creepin' last night. {2583}{2612}How? {2614}{2653}Who saw me? {2654}{2686}Mm-hmm. {2688}{2720}Give up the dirt. {2721}{2798}Ever since Quinn and I broke up,|my mother has been trying to {2800}{2828}fix my love life. {2830}{2893}If I hear one more time how|she's never gonna have any {2895}{2926}grandchildren, I'm gonna scream. {2928}{2973}She's setting you up on dates? {2974}{2999}Oh, no. {3001}{3084}Well, I found the solution to my problem. {3085}{3141}Coupleus.com. {3142}{3214}I've already read some|very promising profiles. {3216}{3273}Val, you can't trust|online dating profiles. {3274}{3337}I got five of 'em going right|now that say I'm taller, better {3338}{3382}educated, and hung like a horse. {3383}{3432}Only two of those are true. {3434}{3468}Eyes up, Keisha. {3470}{3494}It's not for you. {3496}{3534}Well, I say go for it. {3535}{3598}I mean, if a man's gonna lie,|he's gonna lie in person or on {3599}{3618}the website. {3620}{3646}Look at the mayor. {3647}{3719}He said that I was the only one|and then I find out that there's {3721}{3741}all these other women. {3742}{3773}I mean, can you believe that? {3774}{3853}No, I would never believe the man|who was cheating on his wife {3855}{3916}would sink so low as to|cheat on his mistress. {3917}{3992}It kills me when the other|woman actually gets offended {3993}{4056}when she finds out there's|another other woman. {4057}{4117}This conversation was a lot more|fun when we were picking on {4118}{4140}Val. {4142}{4200}I can't wait to go on dates. {4201}{4264}I'll already know if I'm|compatible with these guys {4266}{4318}before I meet them because we've|checked all the same boxes. {4320}{4347}It's brilliant. {4349}{4400}We can get all the bad stuff out|of the way and just fall in {4401}{4423}love. {4425}{4482}But that is the bad stuff. {4484}{4538}If you fall in love, you're gonna get hurt. {4540}{4719}Who among us hasn't been crushed by love? {4721}{4860}I am shocked at the level|of cynicism in this room. {4862}{4933}You know, I'm the one who|just came out of a five-year {4935}{4972}relationship and look at me now. {4974}{5045}Back on the horse and ready to go. {5047}{5131}Val, I don't blame you for|trying online dating, but that's {5133}{5161}just not my cup of tea. {5163}{5249}That's 'cause you can't put "I'm|a gold digger" in your profile. {5251}{5330}Okay, you're getting a little too|free with that label, so let {5332}{5359}me set the record straight. {5361}{5414}I want a guy like my father. {5416}{5498}He knew how to treat the two most|important women in his life. {5500}{5557}Me and my mother were well taken care of. {5558}{5602}But why does a man have|to do anything for you? {5604}{5643}Why can't you earn your own money? {5645}{5691}And I ain't talking about your|little gambling addiction, {5693}{5709}Keisha. {5710}{5804}Omar, I know you admire me and|you want to be me, but the {5805}{5888}reality is, I make poker work|for me so I won't have to work {5889}{5975}for anyone else, and I've made|more in one night than you'll {5977}{6007}see all year. {6009}{6061}So you could make all that|money on your own, then why do {6062}{6087}you need a rich man? {6089}{6162}Because my money is my money|and his money will be our {6164}{6221}money, dummy. {6490}{6591}Excuse me, can I ask you a question? {6593}{6669}This is probably not the best|place to have this conversation. {6671}{6730}I'm sorry, I'm looking for the owner. {6732}{6757}What are you talking about? {6759}{6821}Uh, nothing. {6822}{6872}I-I thought you were someone else. {6873}{6900}So, Val? {6901}{6951}Yeah? {6953}{7002}Uh, Val is there. {7004}{7026}There, back there. {7028}{7045}Mm-hmm. {7047}{7112}Bye. {7113}{7153}Bye, guys. {7197}{7253}Hi, we met at my grand opening. {7255}{7280}You're the mayor's wife. {7281}{7340}Oh, these days, I'd prefer to|just be called Jennifer, please. {7341}{7369}Of course. {7370}{7401}How can I help you? {7402}{7456}You can start by telling your|friend to stop screwing my {7457}{7483}husband. {7485}{7557}A friend of mine had a dress|that you designed that I love. {7559}{7625}So with everything that's|happening, I was hoping you {7627}{7661}could design something. {7663}{7728}She got to look good when she|disses him on Barbara waiters. {7730}{7747}Shh. {7749}{7763}You know what? {7765}{7822}I have some new pieces in back|that would look amazing on you. {7824}{7961}I'll take your measurements. {7962}{8018}Hey, how are you? {8020}{8161}??? ??? {8162}{8205}Mr. Franks? {8207}{8228}I'm Ann. {8229}{8247}It's nice to meet you. {8249}{8294}And you must be Mrs. Franks. {8296}{8377}I must be. {8379}{8425}Yeah, we were, uh... we were|actually headed to dinner when {8426}{8477}my buddy cald and said we|should swing by and check it {8479}{8512}out, so thanks for waiting. {8513}{8547}Not a problem. {8549}{8620}There's just another couple over|there on their way out, so, uh, {8621}{8654}I will start you guys upstairs. {8656}{8689}After you, wifey. {8691}{8734}Thank you, hubby. {8736}{8799}So, how did you two lovebirds meet? {8801}{8894}I was at the bellagio in Vegas,|playing poker, doing what I do. {8896}{8932}She likes to gamble. {8933}{8963}I like to win. {8965}{9057}And I was doing that all night|when this fine, chocolate {9059}{9127}brother sat down next to|me in his Armani suit. {9129}{9196}And I was headed up to my room|when I saw her and, oh, she {9197}{9224}was so beautiful. {9225}{9294}I mean, so beautiful that I|had to come play with her. {9296}{9325}I was up $15,000. {9327}{9353}I was all in. {9354}{9388}I had four of a kind. {9389}{9414}But I had a straight flush. {9416}{9454}No, you took her money? {9456}{9485}Oh, every dime. {9486}{9545}But I was a gentleman. {9547}{9592}I took her to dinner afterwards. {9593}{9645}And now I can't get rid of him. {9681}{9701}Oh, excuse me. {9702}{9730}I'll just be a minute. {9732}{9785}Y'all can check out the ballroom. {9787}{9841}Thank you. {9842}{9888}Hmm. {9889}{9976}All games aside, I'm glad I|walked over to your table that {9977}{9995}night. {9997}{10057}You know, I can't believe|that was three months ago. {10059}{10084}Hmm. {10085}{10128}Come on, let's go get lost. {10129}{10153}Mm-mm. {10155}{10193}Oh, see, I don't like|this part of the game. {10194}{10221}What part? {10223}{10237}What part? {10239}{10278}The part that keeps me from|knowing what it's like to be {10280}{10297}with you, Keisha. {10299}{10318}That's what part. {10320}{10426}Malcolm, as charming as you are...|mm-hmm. {10428}{10475}Our first time won't be a|quickie in a mansion you're {10477}{10516}buying for someone else. {10517}{10548}Fair enough. {10549}{10592}But then you gotta do me a favor. {10593}{10650}When you know you're gonna|be seeing me... Hmm? {10652}{10711}Try not to look so damn good. {10713}{10841}Huh, okay. {10901}{11004}So, do you take all your women|to help you pick out estates for {11005}{11027}your family? {11077}{11133}When I like them. {11134}{11165}Oh. {11166}{11209}So how many houses are you|looking at these days? {11211}{11273}Oh, just this one, Keisha, just this one. {11274}{11312}I know what I want. {11313}{11347}And how about you, Keisha? {11349}{11395}When's the last time you|went house hunting? {11397}{11420}Huh. {11421}{11459}I'm always on the lookout. {11461}{11562}But rarely do I find them with|the style and quality of this {11564}{11609}one. {11611}{11737}Well, isn't the house perfect? {11739}{11833}Oh, I'm gonna tell you|after I see downstairs. {12202}{12216}Oh, hey! {12218}{12232}Hey. {12234}{12268}I thought you went out tonight. {12270}{12305}I can't be available all the time. {12306}{12356}Mystiqu...
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