{1}{1}23.976 {7}{64}Here's what you missed|on <i>Shameless</i> last time. {65}{119}Not too much. It|was kind of light last week. {119}{189}Jesus Christ!|I need you to do this! {190}{257}I need you to get your shit|together and get the kids back. {258}{294}No drugs, no booze. {294}{350}I need your piss clean|and your eyes white. {350}{412}That's why the good lord|put me here-- {413}{452}so I can take in all his babies {453}{490}don't nobody else want. {491}{546}Rule number one. No sitting|on the good furniture. {547}{598}We have filed the paperwork|to adopt Liam. {599}{636}Oh, no, Liam. {637}{689}Did you pee on the couch again|and the wall too? {690}{730}How the hell are we gonna get that out? {731}{805}Take it back to the hospital.|Somebody will want it. {806}{840}I want it. {841}{865}It's me or the baby. {866}{901}What is that for? {901}{924}Sex swing. {925}{949}Oh, God. {950}{982}It's good for us to grow. {983}{1030}No! {1031}{1072}No, we're just taking fake|wedding pictures for the I.N.S. {1073}{1130}I hate this I.N.S. bullshit. {1131}{1164}Aw, shit. {1165}{1196}What the fuck? {1197}{1265}Get the fuck up!|[Both groaning] {1265}{1349}No son of mine is gonna be|a goddamn AIDS monkey. {1350}{1386}Who reported us? {1387}{1481}I would like to report|a negligence situation. {1482}{1610}Six kids living in squalor,|no parental supervision. {1611}{1672}If it's all right, I would like|to remain anonymous. {1734}{1815}Sync and corrections by|honeybunny& n17t01|www.addic7ed.com {1842}{1913}[High Strung's <i>The Luck You Got]</i> {2005}{2086}d Think of all the luck you got d {2087}{2158}d know that it's not for naught d {2159}{2241}d you were beaming once before d {2241}{2345}d but it's not like that anymore d {2345}{2426}d what is this downside d {2427}{2510}d that you speak of? d {2511}{2553}d what is this feeling d {2553}{2633}d you're so sure of? d {2825}{2905}d round up the friends you got d {2905}{2989}d know that they're not for naught d {2989}{3061}d you were willing once before d {3061}{3170}d but it's not like that anymore d {3171}{3250}d what is this downside d {3251}{3332}d that you speak of? d {3333}{3381}d what is this feeling d {3382}{3473}d you're so sure of? d {4045}{4139}www.NapiProjekt.pl - nowa jako?? napis?w.|Napisy zosta?y specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu. {4141}{4204}- Get the locks?|- Hardware store isn't open. {4205}{4253}Did you knock?|Manny sleeps upstairs. {4253}{4300}- I'll get it.|- Let's go. {4301}{4358}Deadbolts, front and back.|Frank's not allowed in anymore. {4359}{4409}- You gonna rip him a new one?|- We're done with him. {4410}{4486}Let's go. Come on.|Don't want to be late. {4487}{4558}You sure about this? {4650}{4721}[Opera music playing] {4842}{4890}What the hell?|TV's broken. {4891}{4953}Uh, parental controls. {4954}{5011}We wouldn't want you stumbling|onto something you shouldn't. {5011}{5048}That's the only reason to watch. {5049}{5125}It still gets Discovery Kids,|Disney, and Bravo. {5126}{5177}Come on. Put the remote down.|It's time for your bath. {5178}{5204}How many damn times do I have to smell {5205}{5249}like mango and pomegranate? {5249}{5317}Uh, if you think I'm gonna let|you near your tutor without one, {5318}{5365}you got another thing coming, young man. {5365}{5417}- Tutor?|- To brush up on your math. {5418}{5505}- You're two grade levels behind.|- Only two? {5506}{5625}- Daddy!|- I missed you, baby. {5626}{5687}They finally let Maria's dad|out of prison, huh? {5688}{5753}He'll be back.|So will she. {5754}{5801}Till then, drop the mop.|Come on. {5802}{5838}You want me to do laundry first? {5839}{5934}You're going to replace her. {5935}{6047}Downstairs. {6048}{6086}Downstairs? {6087}{6141}You gonna make me push you down? {6141}{6213}[Rock music] {6246}{6317}Okay, all right,|find a seat and get busy. {6546}{6629}Debbie, here!|Next to me. {6630}{6709}You can share my Krazy Glue. {6710}{6767}She forces us to make jewelry? {6768}{6847}Oh, no. You don't have to.|Not if you aren't hungry. {6848}{6969}One bracelet gets you a burger.|Four earrings, French fries. {6970}{6998}[Blows] {6999}{7054}I don't think this is legal. {7055}{7114}Used to be only|a couple of us down here, {7115}{7169}but business took off when Mama Kamala {7170}{7263}started slapping those|"made in Africa" stickers on. {7340}{7382}Dust gets my allergies going. {7383}{7445}Yeah, well, the mold and|rat droppings can't be helping. {7445}{7497}I'd take more, but it makes me sleepy. {7498}{7593}Idle hands are the devil's work, hmm? {7778}{7817}Last one. {7817}{7881}If I had a dime for every time|I heard you say that, {7881}{7927}I'd have exactly one dime. {7928}{7963}Court hearing's tomorrow. {7964}{8005}I thought you already pissed in a cup. {8006}{8089}Spot test. Anything to keep|families apart. One more. {8090}{8209}Amen, Frank. Gestapo tried|to declare me an unfit parent. {8210}{8270}You brought a crack pipe|to the courthouse. {8271}{8313}Who the hell tries to run a crack pipe {8314}{8355}through a metal detector? {8356}{8429}I know the dog and pony--|show up in a suit, {8430}{8503}flash some AA chips,|character reference. {8504}{8542}They'll hand the brats right over. {8543}{8578}Well, it's nice to know|the bar is set so high. {8579}{8639}Nothing more American|than a second chance. {8640}{8678}Or a third or a fourth. {8679}{8750}Redemption, tugs at the heartstrings. {8751}{8831}- Shot for the road.|- Oh, you be careful, Frank. {8832}{8913}Those child-stealing liberal|bastards are out for blood. {8914}{9006}Broke my judicial cherry|years ago, Chester. {9007}{9073}They will never take my kids from me. {9175}{9209}I want the kids. {9210}{9257}- [Groans] Your parents know?|- Not yet. {9258}{9298}They'll relinquish their rights? {9299}{9355}My dad's made a career|of refusing responsibility. {9356}{9421}- Mom's M.I.A.|- What are my chances? {9421}{9459}Cases I take are all about {9460}{9503}whether a kid's gonna live|in Aspen or Monaco. {9503}{9538}Well, my brother said you'd help. {9539}{9579}I told Chip I'd give you five minutes. {9580}{9641}- Please, Mr. Redel.|- You can't afford me. {9642}{9703}- You do pro bono?|- As little as possible. {9704}{9753}My brothers and sister|are in foster homes, {9754}{9811}and my father is the reason why. {9812}{9857}I need custody now|so I can get them home, {9857}{9923}and you're not going anywhere|until you tell me how to do it. {9924}{9987}[Sighs] {9988}{10093}You know, the firm makes me do|one pro Bono case a year, {10094}{10137}and I guess this won't be|as bad as representing {10137}{10194}those scary motherfuckers|at the innocence project. {10195}{10231}What do I have to do? {10232}{10283}Get your parents|to terminate their rights {10284}{10330}and prove you can provide|a stable environment. {10331}{10385}Get W-2s to show|you've got a full-time job. {10386}{10421}You got a place for the kids to live? {10421}{10461}Uh-huh. {10462}{10539}Hey, get your arm out of the door {10540}{10609}so I can go bill somebody? {10610}{10709}Thanks. {10709}{10793}Baby's finally asleep. {10821}{10862}Oh, no. {10863}{10917}Should be able to|squeeze in a good 40 minutes {10918}{10951}before he's back up. {10952}{10982}Jody. {10983}{11073}Babe, this is gonna blow your mind. {11073}{11122}What if I don't want my mind blown? {11123}{11182}All I'm gonna be thinking|about while you choke me out {11183}{11237}is how much I love you. {11238}{11329}Sweetheart, I can't hang you. {11329}{11363}I hang myself. {11364}{11458}I just need you to cut me down|when I pass out. {11459}{11489}[Knocking on door] {11489}{11535}Aah! {11536}{11567}- Do not do this!|- No! {11568}{11615}Take this down!|I gotta get that! {11616}{11670}[Gasping] {11671}{11729}Get down! {11799}{11870}Yeah, that'll work. {12021}{12110}Oh, hello.|Can I help you? {12111}{12160}Show-- tell her. {12208}{12301}Uh, I think you have my baby in there. {12302}{12351}- Uh, we need it back.|- What? {12352}{12393}You have an Asian baby in there. {12394}{12435}[Speaking Chinese] Baby. {12436}{12487}Uh, my mom wants it back. {12594}{12649}Tell us your name. {12650}{12705}Paula. {12784}{12837}Alcoholic. {12838}{12869}[Applause]|Welcome, Paula. {12870}{12902}Keep coming back, Paula. {12903}{12977}Keep coming back.|Keep coming back. {12978}{13071}All right, would anyone|like a 30-day chip? {13072}{13151}Right here.|Right here. {13152}{13198}Let's skip the hug.|It's a little gay. {13199}{13251}Bullshit! {13252}{13337}30 days? Frank hasn't been|sober for 30 minutes. {13337}{13365}Mind your own business. {13366}{13415}I can smell the booze from here. {13416}{13445}- Just give me the chip.|- Don't do it! {13446}{13483}Just let me borrow it. {13484}{13543}You've got to earn the chip|like we all did, {13544}{13581}through blood, sweat, and tears. {13581}{13618}Only requirement for membership {13619}{13655}is the desire to stop drinking. {13656}{13686}Exactly. {13687}{13731}If I'm tempted by the bottle, {13732}{13789}I can look to the chip|for encouragement. {13790}{13838}Pay it forward, Nance. {13839}{13881}This meeting is for people {13881}{13943}who have changed their lives|for the better, Frank. {13944}{13978}Come on. {13979}{14063}Can't do it. {14064}{14095}For the better? {14096}{14157}You're all dying|a slow, miserable death, {14158}{14223}thanks to this cult|of self-improvement. {14224}{14319}Drop off the kids,|9:00 to 5:00, PTA, AA. {14320}{14385}You call that a life?|This ain't North Korea. {14385}{14479}- Alcohol is a gift.|- It's time to go! {14480}{14535}Nance, what happened to you? {14536}{14577}You used to dance on tables! {14578}{14627}Now it's cleanin...
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