{279}{318}ELECTION NIGHT {323}{415}..but I guess there is time for|a cosy break with Ella Fitzgerald. {439}{475}Don't Fence Me in. {722}{746}Hi! {771}{807}Sorry I'm late. {813}{903}We just sent 2.000|blankets to Albania today. {908}{934}What the hell for? {951}{1022}- There's a civil war. Carl.|- Exactly. {1045}{1096}It's really cool being armed|with a blanket! {1101}{1195}They might be a bit cold. You know. {1221}{1287}I'll have another.|One for Peter too. {1292}{1374}Let's try that new Mexican beer?|You know... {1400}{1453}I refuse to drink Mexican beer. {1487}{1539}What do you mean by that? {1545}{1612}I'm not fucking drinking|Mexican beer. {1631}{1655}Carlsberg. {1666}{1690}Dos Equhs for you? {1737}{1761}Dos Ephss? {1792}{1828}Impossible to pronounce. {1916}{1940}You're racist. {1946}{2011}- You know that?|- Are you kidding? {2017}{2128}No, you're a racist.|You're afraid of anything different. {2136}{2191}- It's just a beer.|- It's more than that. {2197}{2268}That's how it starts. That's racism. {2275}{2304}Relax. Peter. {2310}{2355}I prefer Carlsberg too. {2360}{2457}You're a damn racist too.|You just go along with everyone. {2470}{2514}Silence is consent. {2525}{2583}You should throw out|half the people in here. {2588}{2646}and tell them:|"I won't have that in here". {2651}{2687}We're not racists. {2693}{2749}Willy here just voted|for the socialists. {2873}{2903}I forgot to vote. {2909}{2961}Such an idealist. {2972}{3046}- Shit. I forgot! What time is it?|- Twenty to eight. {3052}{3122}- You won't make it. Sit down.|- There'll be others. {3125}{3154}I have to vote! {3463}{3604}- Take me to the polls.|- Off to tick the box? {3614}{3643}Can we make it? {3650}{3705}Do girls squat when they piss? {3745}{3869}Yes...I guess most of them do. {3894}{4033}Excuse the garlic smell.|but I just kicked out the Ayatollah {4039}{4087}at the bus terminal. {4092}{4116}I don't mind. {4137}{4183}He's probably dealing drugs there. {4247}{4283}You know why they smell? {4364}{4414}- Who?|- Who do you think? {4421}{4463}The Arabs! Do you know why? {4483}{4540}- They don't smell.|- Sure they do. {4546}{4646}They reek of sweaty turbans.|but you know why? {4732}{4815}So the blind can hate them too. {4917}{4983}Thank God we're not black. {5019}{5143}They're so busy bragging about how|great it is back home in Bananistan. {5150}{5211}Why the hell don't they go back then? {5215}{5309}- I sure didn't ask them to come.|- I'm in a hurry. {5314}{5368}So why don't they go back? {5378}{5499}Because they fucked up|their own country... all of them. {5506}{5592}Indians. Africans. Arabs and Turks. {5615}{5734}They fuck up their own country|and paddle up here {5739}{5816}in their fucking fruit carts|to fuck things up even more. {5821}{5854}Shut the fuck up. {5876}{5900}What? {5907}{5990}Keep your sick opinions to yourself. {6003}{6134}Now don't cough up more phlegm|than you can swallow. mate. {6180}{6252}I have a right to my opinions. {6272}{6307}That's democracy. {6312}{6400}No, it's not.|Democracy is based on tolerance. {6406}{6481}Not in my neighbourhood. {6487}{6546}Well. We're not there now.|so shut up. {6552}{6576}and do your job! {6581}{6705}I am allowed to believe|the age of consent should be nine. {6725}{6807}- It's my right.|- It's my right not to listen to you. {6812}{6892}Not while you're in my cab. mate. {6940}{7014}Just because they can't get|into night clubs. {7020}{7097}they drive around with|big woofers in their cars. {7104}{7185}- Fucking hell of a noise.|- Stop the car! {7202}{7226}What? {7235}{7271}Stop! l want to get out. {7280}{7338}l thought you had to vote? {7503}{7527}Arsehole! {7551}{7580}Damn it... {7623}{7646}Arsehole! {7976}{8017}Can you make it in ten minutes? {8037}{8183}You are in a Mercedes E300.|the king of cars. {8188}{8239}The pride of German industry. {8244}{8267}Perfect. {8290}{8427}One day when we're gone...|this car will still be going. {8440}{8523}It's impossible to wear down|because it's German. {8555}{8584}That's nice to know. {8619}{8666}You ever been to Germany? {8676}{8712}Yes. many times. {8717}{8828}l work for a help organisation|with headquarters in Frankfurt. {8861}{8934}Did you know that Germany {8940}{9014}has the most guardrails in the world? {9025}{9051}No. l didn't. {9058}{9110}They are everywhere. {9136}{9252}Even the most insignificant exits|have guardrails. {9279}{9350}And we know who built|those roads. don't we? {9360}{9403}Absolutely. {9427}{9512}Things were efficient back then. {9569}{9673}Now they're in NATO|and have environmental organizations. {9679}{9756}- And stand-up comedians.|- So what? {9763}{9825}Humour is no good for the Germans. {9831}{9857}What do you mean? {9862}{9952}- They didn't in the 30's.|- Course they did. {9993}{10080}- But back then it was forbidden.|- No. it wasn't. {10115}{10179}They had no use for it then. {10187}{10227}Rubbish. {10268}{10399}It's funny when you think about|how great nations vanish. {10424}{10455}Like the Roman Empire. {10461}{10492}Ancient Greece... {10536}{10630}All the great civilisations|had Aryan leaders. {10635}{10709}Ceasar had blue eyes|and blonde hair. that's a fact. {10731}{10848}Why do you think those countries|are worthless today? {10853}{10915}Because they're inbreds from Africa. {10921}{11049}They slowly work their way north|by impregnating our wives. {11056}{11100}Take Crete... {11110}{11212}There. everyone's grandmother|was raped by a Turk. {11456}{11523}- It's getting cold. huh?|- Can you go any faster? {11528}{11628}- You're fucking right l can!|- l have to vote before eight. {11633}{11712}l vote too.|ln one year... {11717}{11793}l become citizenship. {11798}{11872}- Good for you.|- You bet. {11877}{11964}- Congratulations.|-Thank you... fucking O!.. {12139}{12257}Oh. fuck!|Good corner shop was there. {12290}{12355}Now is Sushi Bar instead. {12402}{12487}What hell wrong with kebab.|you tell me! {12492}{12597}You got kebab with chicken.|with fish. tasty fish... {12602}{12667}What they need sushi here?|Fuckin' Japanese. {12686}{12747}First bomb Pearl Harbor. {12752}{12837}then kill good shop. {12842}{12916}And then get fuckin' Winter Olympics. {12921}{13015}Promise me my friend.|vote for person {13020}{13141}who send yellow bastards|back to fuckin' Buddha-land. {13156}{13215}Fuckin'... {13323}{13355}Damn... {13629}{13667}You need a ride? {14001}{14058}Hey! Wait! {14097}{14132}Hold on... {14185}{14230}- l have to vote.|- No you don't. {14235}{14259}l have one minute! {14265}{14322}No. we're counting the ballots. {14328}{14351}Move your foot {14358}{14382}But look! {14408}{14433}Your watch is slow. {14450}{14479}Now, move your foot {14486}{14544}?????haarvro to rvroto?????|Move your foot {14563}{14679}Damn it! l have to vote.|l have to vote... {14685}{14725}l'm going in to vote for... {14732}{14813}..the sake of you people. you know? {14861}{14951}l mean...for me...for you... {15007}{15062}Get the fucking foot out. {15068}{15110}you racist pig. {15115}{15182}What's wrong with you?|Spreading your filth {15188}{15220}around peaceful people! {15225}{15326}- What's going on?|- He's making racist remarks. {15331}{15408}- No... l'm...|- Shut the fuck up. Close the door. {15414}{15438}Thanks. {15512}{15546}Are you hassling the coons? {15608}{15655}Coon? No. {15673}{15737}l have to vote before eight. {16169}{16229}- What happened?|- l fell. {16279}{16319}- Did you vote?|- Yeah. {16324}{16389}Your Dos Phssos is getting warm. {16448}{16554}- Give me a cold Carlsberg.|- Make it three on me. {16713}{16769}- Cheers.- Cheers.
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