{48}{123}And to boot, there's the|L- tryptophan. "L" what? {142}{226}L- tryptophan. It's an amino acid|found in, among other things, turkey. {228}{301}It works as a sedative of|sorts. Makes you feel good. {302}{371}Oh, so what? Now we're drugged|into enjoying Thanksgiving? {373}{430}No, not at all, O'Connell. I'm|only pointing out the irony. {431}{520}I mean, who needs chemical assistance|to make you feel good on Thanksgiving? {522}{561}Turkey, pastrami,|peanut butter... {563}{591}it doesn't matter|what's on the table. {593}{645}It's the celebration|that's so great. {665}{743}I'm amazed, Fleischman. You actually|have a capacity for pleasure. {745}{810}Yeah, Thanksgiving,|O'Connell? No, I love it. {812}{865}It is the only holiday|that's for everyone. {867}{917}I mean, there's no|theological strings attached. {918}{988}Christians, Jews,|Muslims, Moonies. {990}{1053}I mean, no one's left|out in the cold. Yeah. {1066}{1136}You know, one of the things that|always intrigued me as a kid was the... {1138}{1212}You probably did this, too. The|tracing your hand and making a turkey? {1222}{1316}Yeah. Yeah, and the brown|crayon always wore out first. {1318}{1395}Yeah. That had great|significance for me as a kid. {1397}{1467}I mean, there I was, I was this kid|with little or no artistic ability... {1469}{1533}not able to draw a stick,|let alone a stick figure... {1535}{1616}and here was this Thanksgiving|turkey, and I made it. {1621}{1719}I don't know, Fleischman. You,|cheerful like this, is kind of creepy. {1789}{1882}Hey, Dr. Fleischman!|Hey, Ed. How's it going? {1883}{1927}Really great.|How about yourself? {1929}{1976}Couldn't be better.|Couldn't be better. {2014}{2065}Happy Thanksgiving,|Dr. Fleischman. {2133}{2204}See you, bro.|Bye, now. {4714}{4745}I don't believe it. {4747}{4833}It was so cold,|so premeditated. {4840}{4924}You should have seen him.|He was smiling. {4934}{4981}He was gleeful. {4998}{5053}This is a Perry Ellis shirt! {5105}{5145}I wore this shirt twice. {5146}{5178}I'm walking|down the street... {5180}{5229}I greet him,|I was cordial... {5231}{5255}and next thing I know... {5257}{5313}he ambushes me for no reason. {5315}{5403}It's Thanksgiving.|Yeah. Well, I know that. {5413}{5441}That's why. {5473}{5499}Why what? {5538}{5598}Ed threw a tomato at me|because it's Thanksgiving? {5620}{5645}Uh-huh. {5647}{5730}What could Thanksgiving possibly have|to do with this unprovoked attack? {5759}{5830}We don't celebrate|We? like you. {5837}{5861}Indians. {5864}{5905}What are you talking about? {5938}{5974}We have a lot of anger. {6003}{6045}Anger?|Uh-huh. {6046}{6083}And so you throw tomatoes? {6102}{6174}You throw fruit at people?|At white people. {6196}{6280}Wait a second, I'm to believe that|this tomato was simply Ed's way... {6282}{6357}of saying season's greetings? Uh-huh. {6382}{6424}This is crazy.|This is insane. {6426}{6518}Why tomatoes?|Why not grapefruit or papaya? {6519}{6581}Tomatoes look like blood,|but they don't hurt. {6609}{6647}Let me tell you|something, Marilyn. {6649}{6728}Not only do I find this custom|atavistic and reprehensible... {6730}{6783}but Ed made a very|serious mistake. {6785}{6857}He got the wrong guy.|An innocent bystander. {6859}{6917}I'm not white!|Yes, you are. {6928}{7023}I may look white, but I am|not. I am Jewish, okay? Jewish. {7025}{7096}A fellow person of color.|A victim of oppression. {7106}{7180}Let me ask you something.|Do you know what a shtetl is? {7209}{7264}Reservation?|Right. How'd you know that? {7270}{7319}You told me.|Pogrom? {7338}{7382}Okay, well,|for your information... {7384}{7425}in Eastern Europe,|in the pale of settlement... {7426}{7482}Jews were herded into|these squalid villages. {7484}{7540}Shtetls?|Yes, exactly. {7542}{7598}We were ostracized,|segregated... {7600}{7678}and the Cossacks would ride through|regularly, raping, pillaging and murdering. {7680}{7728}So you see, Marilyn... {7754}{7867}I may be a lot of things, but I'm|not white. Definitely not white. {8133}{8184}It's getting to be|that day of the year, folks... {8186}{8229}when the Grim Reaper|meets Miles Standish... {8231}{8278}and death's head|pumpkins abound. {8279}{8352}Yes, Cicely, we're fast approaching|the fourth Thursday of November... {8362}{8445}that Miss Sarah J. Hale promoted into|the hallowed halls of holidayhood. {8446}{8472}Thanksgiving. {8489}{8537}Word of caution to all us|white folks out there. {8538}{8586}The tomatoes are|starting to fly. {8588}{8633}Whoa, Mike just got nailed. {8634}{8727}We got good news from our meteorological|friends over at the US Weather Service. {8731}{8785}The official Indian Day|of the Dead Parade... {8786}{8860}and everybody's favorite follow-up|feast will go according as scheduled... {8862}{8959}barring any surprise appearances|by uninvited Old Man Winter. {8994}{9042}You know, it's hard|not to become reflective... {9043}{9114}in the three months leading up|to the winter solstice. I mean... {9138}{9233}if winter is slumber, and|spring is birth, and summer is... {9251}{9326}Summer's life, then autumn|rounds out to be reflection. {9328}{9421}It's a time of the year|when the leaves are down... {9422}{9501}and the harvest is in,|and the perennials are gone. {9515}{9585}Mother Earth just closed up|the drapes on another year... {9586}{9667}and it's time to reflect on|what's come before... {9705}{9750}and it sort of|makes me feel... {9835}{9868}I don't know. {9897}{9928}How about Bugles? {9930}{10003}You know, those little crunchy things|that look like mini horns of plenty? {10005}{10086}We could fill them with|cream cheese or peanut butter. {10088}{10161}Right. Now, what else? You know,|last year our list was twice as long. {10163}{10228}We have tortillas,|plantains, lentils. {10230}{10295}Sweet potatoes?|Sweet potatoes. Got it. {10297}{10335}Cannelloni.|Right. {10337}{10368}Cranberry sauce. {10370}{10439}Cranberry sauce. How could|I forget cranberry sauce? {10441}{10493}Okay, cranberry sauce|with walnuts, huh? Yeah. {10495}{10566}Hi, Maggie. Hi, Shelly.|Hi, Mike. {10567}{10598}How you feeling? {10600}{10675}Well, a train derailed|north of Whitehorse yesterday. {10677}{10734}Spilled a tank of chlorine.|I got some edema. {10736}{10824}But today,|so far, so good. {10826}{10884}Taco salad?|Oh. Taco salad. {10886}{10941}Taco salad?|With fresh guacamole. {10942}{11006}Is that for Thanksgiving?|Mmm-hmm. {11008}{11049}You should let me|bring something. {11051}{11109}I've got a bumper crop|coming up at my place. {11110}{11197}Snap peas, tubers, okra.|You name it. {11199}{11277}Do you have any spaghetti|squash? Oh, yeah. Sure. {11279}{11344}Bring lots. Holling|scarfs it like beer nuts. {11346}{11391}Order up.|Oh, gotta roll. {11403}{11469}Spaghetti squash. Okay. {11470}{11533}Potatoes au gratin,|risotto... {11535}{11571}How do you feel|about eggplant? {11598}{11655}Is this a joke?|No. No. {11657}{11752}I've just got bushels of Japanese|eggplant. You know, the little ones? {11754}{11805}Oh.|I was thinking, maybe... {11807}{11862}well, you might like|to come over... {11864}{11937}and you and I, we could|whip up a dish for the feast. {11945}{11990}What do you say?|How about it? {11991}{12065}Eggplant parmigiana|or maybe a salad. {12082}{12137}Russian style.|Tomatoes, onions. {12144}{12199}Sure. I'd like that. {12218}{12269}Good. Great. {12316}{12388}Turkey club, extra mayo,|side of fries. {12418}{12450}Something wrong? {12462}{12549}No, no. Everything's great. I|just... I'm not hungry anymore now. {12562}{12625}Stomach funky?|No. No. {12626}{12673}It's just this whole Thanksgiving|thing. It's kind of... {12681}{12731}put a squeeze|on my psyche, you know? {12764}{12811}I don't know|how to describe it. {12813}{12869}The Germans call it|Weltschmerz. You know? It's... {12870}{12934}But it's not that, it's like|a longing. Like a yearning. {12936}{12970}Like when you had|the munchies... {12972}{13010}for those chocolate mint|Girl Scout cookies. {13012}{13070}No, no. It's not a|taste bud kind of thing. {13074}{13118}Maybe booty.|You been getting any? {13120}{13181}Yeah. No, it's not a|libido thing, you know? {13182}{13218}It's like a place. {13239}{13284}Place?|Yeah. {13294}{13403}Like you're homesick. Homesick?|No, Shel, I'm not homesick. {13418}{13450}How come? {13466}{13549}Well, the old Stevens' humble|abode was the flip side... {13551}{13605}of Norman Rockwell, if you|know what I mean, you know? {13607}{13654}My daddy,|he was never around. {13656}{13734}And Mom had this heavy thing going with|that twist-off cap wine, you know... {13736}{13802}so she was flat on the couch|most of the time. Except if... {13812}{13895}she'd send me out for a pack of smokes,|or... What about on Thanksgiving? {13897}{13949}She switched|to Asti Spumante. {13960}{13996}You didn't even have|turkey dinner? {13998}{14042}Oh, yeah, yeah,|we sort of did. {14044}{14092}I mean, my dog, Buddy,|and I, we'd sneak out... {14094}{14154}go to the neighbor's trash, kind|of sift through it, you know... {14156}{14209}and get some good things|sometimes, like... {14210}{14256}stuffing, you know?|Never got a wishbone. {14263}{14304}Nobody'd be homesick|for that. {14306}{14373}Yeah. Well. Anyway,|there's a hole in here... {14374}{14429}that's big enough|to toss a cat through. {14466}{14490}Wow. {14492}{14516}Here. {14674}{14748}Hi, Ruth-Anne. Sorry, Dave,|I'm all out of tomatoes. {14750}{14809}How about canned?|That, too. {14810}{14851}Tomato sauce?|Tomato paste? {14856}{14905}Are you going to throw|tomato paste at people? {14906}{14973}No. It's for Holling.|He's making marinara sauce. {14978}{15022}Oh. I'll check. {15044}{15110}Hey, Dave,|let me ask you something. {15121}{15193}I m...
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