Northern Exposure 318 My mother, my sister.txt

[13][44]Okay, Stanley, put a little peroxide|on that before you go to bed.
[45][69]Come back in about a week,|and I'll take the stitches out, all right?
[70][95]- All right.|- Thanks.
[96][132]Wow! It's wild in here this morning.
[132][151]- What's the afternoon like?|- Slow.
[151][187]Hey, what a nice-looking baby.
[188][238]Goochie, goochie, goochie, goo.|Goochie, goo.
[238][259]- What's her name?|- I don't know.
[270][298]- Where's the mother?|- I don't know.
[299][321]You don't know?|What do you mean,|you don't know?
[322][348]- She was there in the chair.|- The mother?
[349][370]The baby.
[371][395]The baby was in the chair?
[396][414]In the car seat.
[415][456]You're telling me the baby|was there on the chair in a car seat.|You have no idea who she is.
[457][503]- This was with her.|- Is there anything in it?|Any kind of I.D.? A note?
[515][537]- She have any tags|or anything?|- She has a "G".
[538][564]- A what?|- It's a "G".
[565][593]A "G." Great. That's terrific.
[594][619]- Here.|- Wait.
[620][639]What are you doing?
[640][659]Where are you going, Marilyn?
[660][702]- Get talcum powder.|- Hey, you're just gonna|leave me with a baby?
[702][730]- What am I supposed to do with a baby?|- Feed her.
[1246][1269]You're fine.
[1255][1277]Cradle cap.
[1278][1296]Let me see you there.
[1297][1318]No rash on the tush.
[1328][1384]There's absolutely no indication|of abuse or neglect.
[1385][1404]She has nice eyes.
[1404][1438]I wonder,|what kind of person would|abandon a baby like this?
[1438][1465]- Oh, my parents.|- Oh, right. Yeah, sorry.
[1466][1504]Yeah. My mother left me|wrapped in a blanket,
[1504][1542]or a coat,|down by the stream... or near a tree.
[1543][1573]Well, that was tacky of them, Ed.|But what your parents did|is entirely different.
[1574][1590]- It is?|- Well, yeah.
[1590][1611]I mean, as terrible|as your abandonment was,
[1612][1637]your parents nevertheless|left you in a supportive context.
[1637][1658]I mean, you had|a whole tribe to raise you.|Can I have that?
[1659][1682]Yeah, that's true.
[1683][1719]Well, at least this baby's|gonna have the very best|in state-of-the-art medical attention.
[1719][1745]Why? You mean?|No, no, no, no.
[1746][1777]Just because the baby was left|in my office, it doesn't follow|that the baby now belongs to me.
[1777][1810]Well, in Three Men and a Baby|they kept the baby.|It changed their life forever.
[1811][1842]- That was a movie, Ed. This isn't a movie.|- That's true.
[1843][1878]Not only is it irresponsible|to leave a baby lying around,|it's criminal.
[1879][1899]- It is?|- Don't you watch the news?
[1900][1928]People do all kind of horrible,|brutal, terrible things to babies.
[1929][1966]They burn them with cigarettes.|And they toss them in Dumpsters.
[1966][1996]And flush 'em down toilets.
[1996][2033]- They do that?|- Yeah. It happens all|the time in New York.
[2034][2057]I mean, not a lot of people,|but it happens.
[2058][2085]I mean, people sell their babies|into slavery and pornography.
[2086][2112]They leave 'em in the car seat,|and they freeze to death.|They don't use the car seat.
[2112][2139]They go flying through the windshield.
[2139][2163]- Oh, wow.|- Yeah, Ed, wow.
[2183][2220]- Oregano.|- Oregano.
[2221][2248]Capers.
[2248][2269]Capers.
[2270][2288]Pancetta.
[2298][2317]Come on, Dave. Pancetta!
[2372][2397]What the hell are you trying to pull?
[2398][2422]This is not pancetta, Dave.
[2423][2480]This is bacon.|And I specifically told you|to order pancetta.
[2481][2504]- I'm sorry.|- Sorry?
[2505][2548]These ingredients are modulated|to create a perfect harmony.
[2549][2590]And you come waltzing in here|like some tone-deaf,
[2591][2620]low-life Elvis impersonator...
[2621][2665]throwing a B-flat into the middle|of my A-sharp major concerto!
[2666][2684]And all you can say is, ''I'm sorry''?
[2771][2795]- Is there a problem, Adam?|- Problem? No, no, no.
[2795][2834]I'm just halfway through|a rollatini di vitello pomodoro,|he gives me this.
[2834][2861]Smells like all right bacon to me.
[2862][2884]Yeah. Well, I didn't ask for bacon!
[2885][2904]I asked for pancetta!
[2921][2952]It's Italian bacon.|It's nothing like bacon!
[2953][2998]It's cured with salt.|It's not smoked.|It bastes the veal.
[2998][3027]It keeps it from drying out.|There can be no substitute!
[3027][3060]Adam, I thought we had an understanding.|Nobody is forcing you to work here.
[3061][3081]Oh, you think I want to work|in that grease pit?
[3082][3118]- Well...|- Eve is having a baby, all right?
[3118][3157]Do you have any idea|how expensive it is|to get a Bellini crib?
[3158][3201]An Aprica stroller?|Bradley and Gamper birthing sessions?
[3202][3242]Adam, I appreciate|the pressures you're under,|but Dave is a fine short-order cook.
[3242][3262]I can't have you|stepping on his feelings.
[3275][3304]- I stepped on Dave's feelings?|- Yes, I'd say so.
[3330][3349]How do you know?
[3350][3392]You watch a fellow scrape a grill|for a couple of years,|you get to know him pretty well.
[3402][3436]I'm sorry. I...
[3449][3469]I've just been so, uh...
[3493][3535]- Tense?|- Tense? Why do you say that?|Do I seem tense?
[3535][3562]Well,
[3563][3581]yes.
[3595][3626]Well, recently,|I have been feeling, uh...
[3648][3674]Maybe it's tense.|I don't know.
[3675][3709]You gonna make it through|this next shift?
[3709][3755]Yeah. Yeah, I'll be fine.|It's no problem.
[3769][3800]Bacon, it's an interesting choice.
[3821][3847]A lot of interesting|possibilities for bacon.
[3871][3912]Afternoon, Cicely.|Chris on K-Bear here.
[3912][3931]I've got a little special|in-studio guest today.
[3932][3954]A little blue-eyed beauty,|about six months old.
[3955][3997]Anybody missing said item, you might want|to pop into town here and pick her up.
[3998][4023]Meanwhile, people,|we've got a baby with no name.
[4023][4046]Does that matter?|Not really.
[4047][4102]It's like Goethe said,|''You are, when all is done,|just what you are.''
[4103][4138]Maybe on the other hand it does.|I mean, why have we|been assigning monikers...
[4139][4161]since the beginning of language?
[4161][4189]In the beginning was the word.
[4190][4218]Who would yours truly be|if I were Mike in the Morning?
[4219][4243]Probably doing drive-time|in Secaucus.
[4244][4286]John the Baptist,|would he have lost his head|if he were Steve?
[4287][4305]I don't think so.
[4306][4336]So, why don't we|name this little one then, huh?
[4336][4371]She's got a ''G'' on|the front of her outfit here.|It's a place to start.
[4371][4407]Free oil change|and a trip to Nome|for the best suggestion.
[4408][4456]It's like Lord Byron said,|''Thrice happy he|whose name has been well spelt.''
[4476][4494]Bye-bye.
[4554][4593]Shelly Marie Tambo,|put on your party boots.
[4593][4613]- Tammy!
[4636][4661]Oh, I don't believe it!|What are you doing here?
[4662][4706]Look at you.|You look so fabulous, hon.|Look at your hair.
[4707][4748]God! Why didn't you call?|You just waltz in here?|You don't give me any warning?
[4749][4775]I know. I know.|I was going to, and then...
[4776][4794]Oh, I don't know.|Here I am.
[4795][4817]Oh, I don't believe it.
[4818][4855]- Look at you.|- Look at you.
[4866][4894]Oh, Tammy,|what are you doing here?|Are you okay?
[4895][4913]I am choice, Shel.
[4914][4942]Did that creep come|in the middle of the night|and tow the I ROC again?
[4943][4962]- Honey,|- Tammy,
[4963][5005]I told you, you're later than the 15th,|they repo the car before|the ink's dry on the check.
[5006][5057]Shelly, will you stop?|I got insurance. I got a spare.|I cleared the Visa.
[5066][5089]I came because|I got something to show you.
[5118][5137]Oh, my God. When?
[5138][5159]Oh, last Sunday.
[5159][5200]Oh, I don't believe it!|Look at the size of that rock!
[5201][5226]- Is it real?|- Almost.
[5226][5270]Oh! I never thought|a cheapskate like Dale|would spring for a gigantic,
[5270][5295]almost-too-good-to-be-true|rock like that.
[5296][5331]- Well, it wasn't Dale, hon.|- No?
[5332][5354]Mm-mmm. It was Kenny.
[5355][5391]- What happened to Dale?|- Well, can you believe it?
[5392][5429]I caught that tired old S.O.B.|sneaking behind my back...
[5430][5455]with his old squeeze, Dawn.
[5456][5488]And anyway, he never lifted a finger|to help me around the trailer,
[5489][5510]so I threw him out.
[5538][5591]- Who's Kenny?|- Oh, Shel. He's in the army.|He's a mechanic.
[5592][5617]He's just such a sweet pea, Shel.
[5618][5640]He knows everything about cars.
[5640][5659]We're moving to San Diego.
[5659][5681]Cool.
[5682][5703]He had to go to Fort Barad|to get his stuff.
[5704][5749]But then he's comin' up here.|You are not gonna believe|what an unbelievable doll he is.
[5749][5773]This is so amazing.
[5773][5798]Holling, come here.
[5798][5818]Look who's here. Tammy!
[5819][5855]- Pleased to meet you, Tammy.|- Tammy, this is Holling.
[5855][5868]- Hi.|- Hi.
[5869][5891]You remember.|I told you all about Tammy.
[5892][5928]Me and Cindy and Tammy,|how we all hung out?
[5929][5975]Tammy was the one who could eat|six burritos at Senor Mario's|and get the seventh one for free.
[5985][6011]Tammy.
[6012][6041]You know, Holling,|my mom.
[6042][6085]Oh, my butt is still bumping|on those Coney shocks.
[6086][6112]You got somethin' to eat, hon?|My stomach's talkin'.
[6113][6143]Holling, get Mom a patty melt|and a pitcher...
[6144][6174]and some of those chili fries|with a side of cheese dip.
[6174][6208]Oh, I can't believe it! Look.
[6208][6227]- Holling.|- Oh, yeah. Sure thing.
[6246][6276]Oh, Tammy, it is humongous.
[6288][6318]- Tammy? You up there?|- Here, hon.
[6319][6350]- I brought you some party mix|for your nightstand.|- Oh, thanks.
[6351][6371]Oh, and I got you a...