[55][70]Nice cow. [70][94]- Yeah? Like it?|- Yeah, it's great. [95][116]What makes you say that? [117][142]I don't know.|To tell you the truth,|they all look the same to me. [143][166]-Is that the one|you're going to fling?|- Well, I thought so. [167][200] You know, from a distance|she's... very engaging. [201][224]But... you get to know her,|she's got a... [224][256]- A what?|- Uh, a certain wrongness about her. [257][277]A wrongness?|You mean, like, [278][301]Yeah. Um, [301][327]Not rightness. [328][362]You realize, of course,|that by throwing that cow|through the air by catapult, [362][397]- the animal is going to break|every bone in its body.|- Mm-hmm. [398][428]And the reason for this is...? [429][447]Create a pure moment. [457][490]Well, you know, look,|I understand the cathartic value|of performance art. [491][510]I was goin' to SoHo|before it was SoHo. [511][544]I mean, I saw artists before they were|refused grants by the N.E.A. [545][574]I was into Marilyn Jacovsky's|inner landscapes before|the Vorpal signed her, [575][593]before Donald Trump|started buyin' up her work. [594][618]But this?|A cow death? [619][647]We're gonna have a big old|feast afterwards, you know. [647][671]- A little moo?|- Yeah, pass. [672][690]Very fresh. [691][707]Double pass. [708][726]Huh. [1183][1202]Latest report from the art front, [1203][1233]picked up a couple of Peterbilt truck springs|this morning from the dump. [1234][1268]Real beauties too.|Gonna take about|a ton of pressure apiece. [1269][1305]Still need a hand winch, a butterfly bit|and use of a drill press. [1306][1341]Let me thank the folks over there|at the, uh, Panisette Dairy Farm... [1341][1384]for the use of the Guernseys,|even if they are played out, milk-wise. [1385][1410]Still haven't found one|that rings my bell. [1411][1436]Anybody out there got a cow|they want to fling?|Trot her on over. [1437][1470]Chris in the Morning, K-Bear,|Cicely, Alaska. [1471][1507]Oh, no. Don't tell me you're|out of orange marmalade. [1508][1524]Oh, sorry, dear. [1525][1561]- Oh, God!|- There's some grapejelly. [1562][1581]Oh, no way.|Absolutely not. [1582][1610]Oh. I'm getting some boysenberry.|A case in tomorrow. [1611][1640]You don't know my mother.|Hot lemon water every morning... [1641][1666]with half a dry English muffin|with "marmy". [1667][1687]Hot lemon water? [1687][1720]Mm-hmm. For the complexion.|You think she'll catch on|this is plastic? [1720][1740]I take it your mother's|a creature of habit. [1741][1760]Mm. Jane O'Connell, [1761][1789]calligrapher of thank-you notes,|organizer of spice racks... [1790][1814]daily swimmer of 66 laps,|come rain or come shine. [1815][1862]Well, it was nice of her|to come all this way then.|It's quite a departure, right? [1863][1904]Try obligation.|My mother's pathologically polite. [1904][1919]Obligation for what? [1920][1947]Well, probably because|she and my dad went to the islands... [1948][1986]and deprived their little pumpkin|of another tortuous Christmas|in Grosse Pointe. [1986][2009]- No doubt that's behind it.|- Oh, I see. [2009][2040]Don't get me wrong.|I mean, my mother's|a perfectly nice person. [2041][2070]Perfectly nice.|You know, perfectly perfect. [2071][2102]- It'll be great to see her. [2111][2132]Well, maybe not great,|but... nice. [2133][2154]Perfectly nice. [2195][2214]Chris? [2215][2233]Hey, Shelly, come on in. [2234][2258]- What've you got there?|- It's a harness. [2259][2281]Holling says he slung|a bull up in it once. [2281][2312]- It should hold a heifer.|- Yeah, it's got good weight.|Thanks. [2313][2344]- Sorry you didn't find the right cow yet.|- Oh, she'll show up. [2369][2410]Wow!|You can draw too. [2411][2434]I didn't even know|what you were doing was art. [2434][2474]Thought it had to be in a frame|or like Jesus and Mary and the saints|in church. [2475][2504]Well, you know, Shel, the human soul|chooses to express itself... [2505][2536]in a profound profusion of ways,|not just the plastic arts. [2537][2560]- Plastic carts?|- Arts. Plastic arts. [2561][2588]Like sculpture, painting, charcoal. [2589][2614]You know, then there's music|and poetry and dance. [2615][2657]Lots of people,|Susan Sontag notwithstanding,|uh, include photography. [2658][2689]- Slam dancing?|- Well, insofar as it reflects the, uh, [2690][2718]slam dancer's inner conflict|with society through the beat, [2719][2738]Yeah. Yeah, sure.|Why not? [2770][2817]You see, Shelly, what I'm dealing with|is the aesthetics of the transitory. [2818][2843]I'm creating tomorrow's memories. [2844][2895]And as memories,|my images are as immortal|as art, which is concrete. [2895][2916]Far out! [2916][2951]And we're gonna have|this transitory cow fling thing|right here in Cicely. [2951][2978]Oh, it shall be done. [2979][2997]Wow, cool! [3037][3064]Hey, Marilyn,|point of information.|You heard about Chris's project? [3065][3114]- He's going to fling a cow.|- That's right. He's gonna|throw a cow through the air. [3115][3137]What do you think about that? [3138][3183]Chris is gonna propel a poor,|defenseless cow into the air,|and you just shrug? [3184][3202]We're gonna eat it after. [3203][3235]Well, you know, Marilyn, after being|hurtled hundreds of feet through the air, [3235][3271]this poor creature might experience|a great deal of physical pain upon impact. [3272][3305]- You could give it something.|- Something? [3305][3329]- Valium. [3330][3351]Great. [3376][3395]Excuse me.|Are you Dr. Fleischman? [3395][3436]- Yeah. Can I help you?|- Um, I couldn't get in your cabin. [3437][3465]My cabin?|He's the chimney sweep. [3465][3484]The chimney sweep?|No kidding. [3484][3519]Why? You don't think|I'm a chimney sweep? Why don't|you think I'm a chimney sweep? [3520][3568]No, I just, I've never met|a chimney sweep. Of course,|I've never had a chimney, so, [3569][3590]Because I am a chimney sweep.|I'm a very good chimney sweep. [3591][3613]- The best.|- Fine. No problem. [3614][3641]You don't clean out your chimney,|you get asphyxiated. [3642][3666]You know, a lot of stuff|gets up in there. [3666][3690]Uh, creosote, uh, dead animals. [3691][3711]Fine. [3711][3727]Well, uh, [3727][3748]- What?|- Need the key. [3749][3786]Oh. Right. I'm sorry. [3798][3817]Hey, do I know you? [3818][3849]No.|Um, [3850][3870]I'll leave it under the mat. [3893][3920]- What's his name?|- Bob. [3920][3940]Bob? Bob what? [3941][3967]No, just Bob. [4001][4040]- I am so, so sorry|the plane was an hour late.|- I know. I didn't mind waiting. [4040][4062]- I tried to reach you.|- I know. I know. [4063][4092]But there was a line at the phone.|And then you weren't home. [4093][4112]The fog came in,|and the plane was late, [4113][4137]and it's not your fault,|and I didn't mind waiting. [4138][4162]Really, I didn't mind waiting.|I love waiting. [4163][4184]All right.|Okay. [4201][4235]We had the loveliest captain.|He pointed out everything. [4235][4257]The Space Needle.|Mt. Saint Helen's. [4258][4294]When you think of all that awful soot,|and now there are trees growing. [4294][4334]- I'd say it's repairing nicely|after all it's been through.|- Mm. [4343][4375]- All right, Mother,|it's shorter than last year.|- Oh, it's really very flattering. [4376][4407]- No, you think it looks mannish.|- On Cissy Reynolds's daughter, yes. [4408][4440]- I'm the one who has to|wear it, Mother, not you.|- I said I liked it. [4441][4463]All right. [4464][4482]I'm sorry. [4492][4511]Are you hungry?|We can get something to eat. [4558][4582]Dear, that man|has his hand in your truck. [4583][4603]Oh. Hey, Chris,|how you doin'? [4604][4644]Last night, in a dream,|trigger pin. [4644][4677]Well, Chris, uh, this is my mother.|Uh, Mother, Chris Stevens. [4677][4714]- Nice to meet you.|- This chain, it's good.|I like it. Can I have it? [4715][4740]- Sure, take it.|- Thanks. [4758][4782]- Nice to meet ya!|- He's building a catapult. [4782][4801]Oh. How interesting. [4802][4841]- He's gonna fling a cow.|- Oh. [4866][4900]Now, Mother, you, uh,|you called on the phone,|you wrote, [4901][4933]you must've, uh, apologized|a thousand times for Christmas. [4933][4952]- What is this?|- What? [4952][4979]- This thing on the glass.|- It's not dirt. [4979][5004]- No?|- No. It's just... old. [5005][5019]Oh. [5020][5061]One tuna melt.|One cheese sandwich,|light mayo, for Mother. [5062][5092]Oh, doesn't this look lovely. [5092][5131]Oh, Shelly, could you|take Mother's old glass|and bring another old glass? [5132][5149]Sure. [5150][5168]Thanks. [5249][5276]- Camp Indian Head,|summer '78. [5293][5314]I'm sorry.|You just look so familiar. [5391][5419]- You don't have a history|of thyroid, do you?|- What? [5420][5443]Thyroid.|Or sinus problems? [5443][5476]I did an E.N.T. rotation|at Mt. Sinai. I thought|maybe you came in. [5476][5497]No. [5497][5516]You ever accompany a friend? [5516][5549]Look, I've never been to New York. [5550][5570]Excuse me. [5619][5651]- There you are.|- I know I know him. [5651][5680]He does a heck of a job|on our flue. [5702][5740]So, anyway,|I'm not saying it didn't come|as a surprise, you know? [5741][5785]I mean, you spend every Christmas|of your life with your family,|28 Christmases, [5785][5814]you just kind of expect|that you'll spend the next one|with your family. [5815][5849]And when you get this letter|saying that they have other plans, [5849][5875]well, I was hurt. [5875][5911]Well, no. Not hurt,|just thrown, you know? [5912][5956]So, you know, Mom, if you'd like|to clear the air, we could discuss it, [5957][5997]but, uh, you didn't really|have to fly 4,000 miles|just to apologize. [5998][6030]Why would you think|I'd come all this way|to talk about Christmas? [6031][6059]You? Oh, come on, Mom. ...
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