Insurance is of course a form of gambling, with the odds carefully calculated so that the house always wins since the insurance companies always make a profit no matter how much they pay out during the year. If we could read the future and discover when we were going to die or when our homes might burn down the insurance companies would be out of business within a day. Another thing that might cause the companies trouble would be a safety-prone, a man who would be the opposite of an accident-prone, an individual who never got into trouble. With realistic appraisal Mr. Scott examines just this interesting problem. WHO NEEDS INSURANCE? Robin S. Scott I've always been a pretty lucky guy. I don't mean at cards or even before Marty with women. Just lucky in the sense that my ration of ill fortune has always been slight. All my life I seem to have walked dry through the shower of vicissitude which seems to be the normal human lot. I never broke a bone as a kid or had more than the usual run of childhood diseases. I never piled up a car, or had appendicitis, or suffered food poisoning, or got cleated by that vicious fullback who played for Carroisville before they threw him out in 1941, the year I graduated from Mumford Junction. And because there are lots of others I've known who seemed lucky in this way, I never suspected my luck was any different more than just plain "luck? even after the Ploesti raid. It wasn't until Vietnam that I became convinced that my luck was really out of the ordinary, and even then I didn't really understand it. I never would have known what it really amounted to if it weren't for Marty. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Ploesti was a simple enough thing. That I survived the raid was good luck indeed, but not unusual good luck. Lots of others survived, too. The unusual part was the way I survived. I was copilot of a pretty rickety B-24 attached to the 389th Bomber Group, which, we discovered later, had somehow slipped through its last maintenance check without being checked. Anyway, we'd come in from the southwest, over the rolling foothills of the Transylvanian Alps, made our bomb- run on "White One" without taking many hits, and slid weaving out through smokestacks of the refineries at about sixty feet. We were just beginning to congratulate ourselves on getting through what was obviously one of the hairiest raids of the war. I had just turned a little in my seat to see if George wanted me to take it when an 88 mm shell popped in through the nose canopy, through the bombardier, and ex- ploded somewhere above and behind us, knocking out both inboard engines. Funny how suddenly aware you can be at a time like that. My whole life did not pass before my eyes; I was much too busy watching the curious, almost slow-motion effect of eight pounds of high-explosive and fine German steel. There was light, of course, like a hundred flashbulbs going off at once, and there was heat and blast. George simply disappeared. So did his yoke and several feet of fuselage. The nose canopy was gone and the sudden drag and the blast threw me forward against my yoke. I grabbed it, surprised that I could still grab, and looked to see if I had any feet left. All I could see was gore, but it wasn't mine. It was the bombardier's. He was a young kid, a year younger than my ancient twenty, and I can't even remember his name. My being thrown against the yoke nosed us down enough so that we didn't stall out then and there, and I was able to get us a little flying speed before we ran out of air and joined the Rumanian underground. I went to full power on Number One and Number Four and we got on out of there. Major Bricks, the Squadron Intelligence Officer, was riding observer and doubling at one of the waist guns. He stuck his head in through the hatch, took one look at the mess, and went back to the waist, praying as he told me lateral the way. So that was the first miracle of the Ploesti trip-that I had survived that 88. When we got back to base at Benghazi, no one could believe what they saw in the cockpit of the Goldbrick. One half the pilot?s completely torn apart; the other-mine-almost untouched. But it wasn't all that easy getting back to Benghazi, and that's the second miracle real unusual stroke of luck if you will of my visit to Ploesti, the oil capital of Rumania. We'd clawed our way on two engines up to thirty-five hundred feet, and I was beginning to breathe easier when whacko! Oil pressure on Number Four dropped to zilch in about ten seconds. I could see the black gold streaming out through the cooler flaps. I pulled off power and feathered, and we were lucky again: no fire. But that is usual luck, although very good luck indeed. What was unusual was this: a B-24 can, if you are very lucky and not heavily loaded, maintain altitude on one engine. But not with most of the front end of the airplane missing. No sir. It ruins the streamlining, and as they used to kid us at Randolph Field, "that which draggeth, falleth." So I fiddled along without much real hope, trying to coax the maximum thrust out of that poor, tortured Number One engine, and calculating how far we had to go in order to jump into that part of Yugoslavia controlled by Tito. I boosted the mixture to rich and increased pitch slowly, trying to keep manifold pressure somewhere in the neighbor- hood of the red line. And then I discovered it. / could pull the propeller to full high pitch and the RPM's didn't drop! The prop was roaring like an insane lion and chewing great chunks of air with each revolution, but it didn't slow. It took all my strength with both feet on the left rudder pedal to keep us from crabbing around into a flat turn. I figured out later that strange engine had an effective power boost equivalent to an extra eight hundred horsepower, and that in a twelve hundred horsepower engine! Right then, though, twenty-five hundred feet over Yugoslavia, I didn't do any figuring. I was just too shook to be anything but properly grateful. So we went bucketing and yawing down across the Balkans, down through the Ionian Sea and across the Mediterranean to Libya. I was into the slot for an upwind approach when both outboard engines went bang, and I mean exploded. I could understand Number One going. It had roared long enough and K&d earned the honor of a decent burial. But old Number Four had been loafing on full feather and hadn't turned a lick for almost five hours. Anyway, both went bang, Number One deserting us entirely, whistling down to bury itself in the sand off the end of the Four-Five runway, while Number Four burned merrily in its cowling, although with no oil and only a carburetor full of gas, without much real malice. Despite everything, it was a satisfactory landing, and like / the rest of the slobs who had visited sunny Rumania that day, I was too thankful to be back in one piece to speculate much about the nature of my good luck. It wasn't until a couple of days later, after a very alcoholic evening in Major Bricks' tent, that I began to get really curious about that Number One engine and its evident ability to do full RPM's at full high pitch. I can't stand being curious. It's like an itch, a painful irritation somewhere deep inside, and I have to scratch. I went to see Mcdougal, the Chief of Maintenance for the 389th. Like me, Mcdougal had been pulled into the Army Air Corps from college. But, while I had put in only two years at Indiana, Mac was doing graduate work in Fluid Mechanics when he was offered a choice between civilian work on some highly classified project in a little Tennessee town named Oak Ridge or a direct commission in the Air Corps. Mac is a little unconventional and a little nuts, and he thought he'd have a better time in the war if he could smell gunpowder. He was the sort of Maintenance Chief who used to sneak rides as gunner, radioman, flight engineer, what-have-you. He could even fly passably well. It was after ten in the evening when I caught up with Mac. The desert heat had been sucked off into a series of towering thunderheads which instead of shedding their favors on Lib- yan soil wou'd undoubtedly move out into the Mediterran- .ean and kick hell out of some poor Greek SPOPTO fishermen. It was cool even inside the silver corrugations of the R & M hangar, and Mac was relaxing with one of those thin little books on mathematics which have no numbers in them, just alphabets, and which cost about twelve dollars a running inch. I went to see Mac because I had to scratch my curiosity itch, and because besides being a first-rate technical mind, Mac had been a friend since we had been boys together in Mumford Junction. Mac offered me a beer from the avgas compressed air beer cooler in the corner of his office and set me at ease with the back-home southern Indiana drawl he affected. I'd lost mine at Bloomington, in college. MIT and the sophistication of Boston had intensified Mac's, "How's it goin'. Ace," he drawled. Mac called everybody "Ace." Everybody he liked, that is. "Like a hawg with both feet in the trough," I answered, slipping back into Mumford Junction to make Mac feel good. Mac took a long pull on his beer. "Just about creamed yourself on that Ploesti party, didn't you?" He looked out from under his bushy red eyebrows and down his long arched nose at me, and his eyes twinkled. "I'm glad you made it, Ace." "Thanks, Mac." His pleasure was sincere, and I was touched. "Have you seen what's left of the Goldbrick?" "Yeah, I seen it, and I seen better lookin' junk spreadin' fertilizer on your old man's back forty. You could just as well have left it for the Krauts ...
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